Lawyers
A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by.
One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road.
Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field.
He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer."
And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."
Cabal
A small, secret group of plotters or intriguers
Word Origins
The word "shrapnel" comes from the name of its inventor, Henry Shrapnel.
Back in the day, today...
1961: George Weiss becomes president of New York Mets
1962: Disarmament conference opens in Geneva without France
1967: 1st NFL-AFL common draft, Baltimore Colts pick Bubba Smith
1967: JFK's body moved from temporary grave to a permanent memorial
1969: Barbara Jo Rubin becomes 1st woman jockey to win at Aqueduct
1983: OPEC cut oil prices for 1st time in 23 years
1997: President Clinton trips & tears up his knee requiring surgery
Did you know?
Tom Cruise is a high school dropout.
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